So I read a headline the other day "Woman Who Was Shot in Leg Blames Her Stove" and I couldn’t help but go to read the story. (Curiosity kills this kity waay too often ;) ) It’s a little gruesome, but I’ll share with you.
You’ve been warned.
Woman says she was shot in the leg by her stove
A shell may have been in the newspapers she used to light the stove
SEKIU, Wash. - A woman said she was shot in the leg by her stove. Cory Davis told the Peninsula Daily News she had just stoked her cast-iron heating stove Sunday when she heard a loud bang and was struck in her left calf.
Davis said a case of shotgun shells spilled about a month ago at her home and one must have landed in the newspapers she used to light the stove.
She removed a metal fragment herself and was treated Monday at (...get this...)
Forks Community Hospital.
(I wonder if she was treated by the favorite doctor in town? Teehee ;) )
“Yes. I am a silly girl!” (Name that movie.)
5 months ago
9 comments:
I"d want to be treated by that doctor if my stove shot me in the leg.
wackadoo.
So she spilled a CASE of shotgun shells & didn't bother to make sure they were all picked up? What the?? And they were being stored near a STOVE? Was she cooking up some meth, too?
Unless there is a hot vamp doc on call. Then that would be reason enough to warrant an ER trip.
Another dumb shot-in-the-leg story:
A little over a year ago I had to take my youngest daughter into the ER on a Sunday night. (Actually, I could tell LOTS of stories about that night.) The guy/teen in front of us walked in with his foot all bloody. Said his girlfriend had "scared" him, & he'd accidentally shot himself in the foot. A few hours later, he had a police escort outta there.
UM me too! Actually I'd want to be treated by that doctor even if the stove didn't shoot me in the leg. ;)
GM seriously, but that's what you get when you opt to live in the middle of nowhere
She must live alone...that's really all I can say to that. Who else would spill a case of shells, pick up all she could see and think It's all gravy baby???
Apparently they ran out of the cold medicine so she decided to make home made p!p3 b0mb$ since there's such a market for them.
hot vamp doc on call...count me in ;)
Right...girlfiend...IIIIII mean friend, girl-FRIEND.
That sounds like a night full of good stories though you'll have to tell me about them!
Darn those stoves. They are always startin' trouble.
In the words of Michael "Gotta be startin' something."
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