Saturday, November 15, 2008

I Have A Theory

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So-If you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of $h!t.

Your thoughts?

24 comments:

b. said...

Dude.
That is the truest truth I've ever read.
I'm linking.

Deena said...

You kick ace.

Physcokity said...

b. When I first read it I couldn't stop laughing because it is so true!

Physcokity said...

GM-gracias!

QueenScarlett said...

found you from b.

I just want to say, I have a testimony of this truth.

Klin said...

Never better said. I shall link as well.

Coordination Queen said...

This has been proven time and again... I say it is time we change it to a law. That is awesome!

Mikelene said...

Ditto to all of the above.

Millie said...

HEHHHHHH that's good :)

Suzanne C said...

Read, processed, agreed with and POSTED!!

Thanks for sharing your wisdom.

Nancy Face said...

HAHA! :D

I couldn't help thinking of bunny rabbits...lots and lots of them! ;)

Super Happy Girl said...

True dat!

Daily Hero tell Firstborn this all the time: "Happy wife, happy life"

sew hot said...

You are the smartest person in the world!

Methodical Wormer said...

Lub it.

Physcokity said...

Welcome Scarlett! AMEN

Physcokity said...

klin-gracias for the linkage

Physcokity said...

CQ- Which awesome Scientific Head Honchos do we speak to about getting this passed into law?

Physcokity said...

Mikelene I'm glad I have your vote or should I say testimony? ;)

Physcokity said...

Thanks Millie!

Physcokity said...

Spar thanks for helping to get the word out ;)

Physcokity said...

Nancy that changes everything when you re-reas the first line hahahah yay for bunnies!

Physcokity said...

NCS I like that one. I also vividly remember "If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

Physcokity said...

I'm the smartest woman alive! (Says the girl with the bug-eyed crazed expression, and looking rather like a mad scientist)

Physcokity said...

MW thanks!