Tuesday, July 28, 2009

You Can Stuff Your Sorry's in a Sack Mister!

I'm not sure why, but that phrase has been running through my mind for quite some time now, and everytime I remember it, I can't help but giggle. It's not like I recall it at opportune times when it would hurt someone or be rude, but at random times like when I'm walking through a store on my own and it threatens to make me erupt with laughter while inevitably cruising down a main aisle and the threat of appearing to the unsuspecting passersby to be without my usual adornment of a straight jacket.


Monday, July 27, 2009

A Trifecta of Tastiness

The other day whilst running errands with The Mom and MW, we came across this random stand/trailer in the Dollar General parking lot of all places. Although now that I think about that the two go semi-hand in hand. The reason we stopped was because they had elephant ears. Upon closer inspection ie when I was purchasing one of said ears, I noticed that they also had two other favorites boiled peanuts and shaved ice. Upon reporting this to GM she said, "It's a trifecta!"

I love being home again. :D

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Let the Learning Commence!

It's official! I start August 24th!

Fast Sunday? More Like Sloooooow Sunday ;)

You never realize how much food is around, until you abstain. This makes me grateful for the abundance of food in our home, and two maybe I should have one central super secrety stash location. Although there are definite positives to having food stashes in case one of the "safe houses" is ever compromised. ;)

Friday, July 17, 2009

My Own Personal National Lampoon's Vacation

I'm planning for an upcoming trip. This trip was supposed to be fairly simple, however it's done nothing really aside from becoming more and more complicated. Don't get me wrong I'm looking forward to it, it's just that....let's just say I hope Wally World isn't closed when we get there. I don't want to have to hijack the lowly security guard and force him to ride the rides with me. Although who wouldn't want their own theme park for a day?

Thursday, July 16, 2009


Has anyone been using google's new tab page generator thingy? I can't think of the right terminology at this point in time. I like it because I'm lazy and I don't have to type out all the web addresses of the sites I frequent, HOW-EV-ER what I'm not so super excited about is that it frequently pops up with random WTC nastiness which I seriously don't need to see a thumbnail of. (sentence ended in a preposition...) so I turn on the mental filter PDQ ie closing of the eyes, and then try as quickly as possible to delete the thumbnail, and even after I delete the nastiness and it shows which ones are going to be shown it'll still come back with some new grossness. I've emailed them about it because choosing not to participate in that crap. I don't want to see it. Not now. Not ever.

I would probably go mozilla, but I'm not really a big fan.

Thanks google. You suck.
Affectionately PK.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

I'm A Little Saddened

Is anyone in the market for a "show pony"? My employers have listed their version of a Shetland pony on Craigslist. When I found this out, I was extremely saddened.

The mom told me that the dad would probably let me take him for free though.

I would in a skinny minute.

1)I don't have my own house.
2)This pony would be bad for business.

Today is the Day

That they will inform me of how many classes I will need to be taking over the next academic year.

Cross your fingers that it'll only be five or six classes instead of 18-20 classes.