Oh yes and before I forget... Yesterday on my flight out of Dallas our flight attendant stewardess, was introducing Oh Captain My Captain which is fairly typical.
"Your Captain today is Chuck Norris....Junior."
He must be a really kick A$$ pilot if he can claim that!
I'm not at liberty to say because then I might have to kill you, but mainly b/c you can't even breathe loudly in the general direction of the cockpit these days.
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Did he fly like he was?
I didn't get air sick and the landing wasn't about as rough as trying to pile drive the landing strip with the plane so my guess is, yes.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Yes, but did he have a mullet? If he didn't, it's not as cool.
I'm not at liberty to say because then I might have to kill you, but mainly b/c you can't even breathe loudly in the general direction of the cockpit these days.
Yeah, well the last time I was on a plane it was piloted by Steven Seagal.
My pilot could so kick your pilot's azz.
I'm looking for someone who had Jean Claude Van Damme as a pilot so we can make some money opening up a Pilot Wrestling Betting Pool.
I'd bet on that...Chuck Norris hands down, unless he got sucker punched by Jean Claude in that case he'd be down for the count.
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