My Own Personal National Lampoon's Vacation

I'm planning for an upcoming trip. This trip was supposed to be fairly simple, however it's done nothing really aside from becoming more and more complicated. Don't get me wrong I'm looking forward to it, it's just that....let's just say I hope Wally World isn't closed when we get there. I don't want to have to hijack the lowly security guard and force him to ride the rides with me. Although who wouldn't want their own theme park for a day?