Remember

We have now come to the end of our program day and we will join you tomorrow at our regularly scheduled time. Good night.















Have you thanked a veteran or civil servant today?

Aunt Linda...You're a Witch....

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good roast, and teasing people...in good taste.

Is there such a thing?
Maybe.

But sometimes it's just not funny. Woohoo you're tired of (Insert whatever public or personal gripe you have here including but not limited your personal issues with hypocritical people). Put your big girl panties on and deal with it! Just because you're surrounded by people who are too busy getting high off of their own hairspray and nail polish perfumes doesn't mean everyone else wants or needs to hear about it. Yes, I can be sympathetic or even in some cases empathetic, but you? You are just pathetic for not being able to be slightly more mature about it.


***UPDATE***This was in my drafts. I don't recall what inspired this particular rant, but I thought it was funny although pretty harsh. Here's hoping no one gets overly offended!

Nay I Say

I have mixed thoughts on this particular article...but most of my conclusions are that these animals should be spared.

Maybe if they relocate the animals certain people could ride these to work instead of driving.

Tending to an Inch Worm!

Lately I’ve been getting to spend a lot of time with my nephew BL. Despite the two-ness he really is a sweet kid and we have quite a bit of fun when we’re together.

This was when I watched him a couple weeks ago…

Although for some reason he thought it would be funny to lick me. I thought he’d quit after a couple times, but no he didn’t. I tried to turn the chair so he couldn’t reach my arm any more, but he just took his little step stool around to the other side and licked my other arm.

My arms must taste really good. When you think about it it’s not really a surprise after all, fat enhances flavor.

Note this would be the second of my nieces and nephews to think it’s funny to lick me. G’ew

Happy Anniversary Dr.s Mario!

I love you both tons! Congrats on the house and ps this is you in about 30 years! Hopefully DM won't really be into haggis but there's always the Juice Tiger! ;)

What Exactly Does @#!$%* Mean?

All of the linkies were contaminated! Dirty @#$%*s! Oddly though, when I typed the symbolage I was not thinking mild expletive or even a harsh one. I thought to myself..."Get BENT Mr. Haha". You dirty rat you ruined my links and all I can do is sit here and take it... Could somebody tell me what we call that again? Apparently the links are the only thing that need sterilization!

Actually the only thing I could really think of was "What a crock!"

No One Messes With The Babysitter!

Who can tell me what that's from?

So with slapping all my links into a post, blogger decided it would be funny to do a little "azzadd-on" of it's own invalidating the links...

You suck!