I'm Too Tired

So you're getting sloppy seconds.... this was originally posted in June, but I thought it might still be funny.

So, not too sure how long ago, my dear sister informed me of a rather hilarious blog. ANYWAY it was during a particularly slow day at work. Needless to say I laughed rather hard at a few of them.. The gist of the site is that while everyone enjoys the airring of grievances, just like festivus, some people can only bring themselves to express theirs in writing. Others who have been so good natured as to find humor in said notes submitted their findings for the joy of others. ;D Among other topics there were several that covered other people's food at work...

So to personalize this, about two weeks ago I had brought a frozen "healthy choice" pizza for lunch, but never really got around to eating it. A little back ground on this, in the freezers at work there are some similar boxed meals which have been in the freezer for months! Well, on Friday, I was planning on eating that for lunch. Well imagine my surprise when I get to the freezer and said pizza was no where to be found! Don't worry too much, fortunately I also had another meal in there which I am most certain I had brought in another two weeks prior...meaning that it had been in there for almost a month. Immediately upon finding this I emailed my dear sister to inform her of the coincidence.

"Oh you're gonna die! Jesus doesn't steal Healthy Choice Supreme Frenchbread Pizza either! haha I thought the pizza I brought would still be in the fridge alas no it was thefted...at least I still had the lemon chicken."

She responded fairly quickly "You should totally make a note about Jesus stealing pizza."

To which I said "Yeah except I would never actually post it up here I'd probably get in trouble. I should put up something lame like, 'MISSING: PIZZA' and launch into excessive detail of how delectable it is or was supposed to be until my hopes/dreams were dashed, 'way to ruin my Friday and the weekend. you suck!'"

About five seconds ater sending this second response I came up with the ultimate slogan...
"ENJOY YOUR 'HEALTHY CHOICE' FATTY!"

Ok so it's really truly funny when you know me and the relationship that I have with my sisters and our combined sense of humor....What a week :D That's ok though because it was all made up for by free ice cream being passed out in the afternoon...speaking of healty choices.

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For those of you who say you haven't seen anything good today...
Red Neck or White Trash?For the eternal optimistSounds like a trip to VegasA local specialty

Moral of the Story: Don't use public transportation.

Brings new meaning to the question, "What's your handicap?"

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Who does that?

One Year

What do you give on the first anniversary? I have been playing in the sandbox for a year now, and I look back and the time seems to have simply flown by. Thinking back over it, I feel like I have come a long way from where I was. In some respects that is true, while in others it is not.

What am I missing that in these areas I feel that I remain stagnent? How do I pull myself out or will myself to move forward especially when I cannot see that I am stuck?

Food Glorious Food..

OK so I'm not talking entirely about some smörgåsbord I've had, but close enough. Lately I've been into these.


I did watch a show on how they were made, on the food glorious food channel. The funny thing is I used to turn my nose up at these...that is until I finally had some, about a year ago when my friend got married. Except then I had more self-control, and instead of about ten at a time I had more like one a day...who does that?



But anyway grab yourself a few and try them out I think you will agree that they are fairly tasty. If you happen to be allergic to nuts, I'll simply laugh in your face as I eat them all use a little common sense and avoid them. Remember, safety first.

Apparently this traffic cop is a fan of Michael Jackson's

Do I Know You?

OK so I was looking up some art work by a certain artist because there is one of his pictures that I really like

In looking through his other works to find that one I came across this...
I thought to myself that little girl looks so familiar...but honestly I have no idea who she looks like.

Ode To Elastic

Yesterday when I feigned was over come with illness. I ran some errands and on my return trip home I noticed something which I had never really taken note of until yesterday.

Just in case you can't read that sign too well it says Harlett Fest.... I thought to myself, "That's ONE way to sell a house in a slowing market!" Or maybe they are just discretely advertising...They appeal to all types with claims like:

"I'm Beautiful Inside" -for the intellectual

Pool -for the outdoorsy & athletic types

"Reduced Price" -for the cheap skate in all of us(...maybe the beautiful inside and this one go hand in hand?)

And the ever popular multi-lingual facet -for the well seasoned traveller, and those who prefer the exotic.

Who wouldn't want a house with so much to offer? If they are selling, they certainly have come up with a great way for this house to practically pay for itself! However, it is quite scandalous, considering that less than a block away is a smellementary school...

maybe that's why they say the house is "reduced price"

*UPDATE: The garage plays host to a Porsche, BMW SUV, & a Corvette apparently this is a "fruitful" endeavor.

My Addiction to Good Fashion Part Deux

An addendum to the first entry: Is it a bad thing to see people in church and want to nominate them for WNTW? I just think wow you could look so much better if someone taught you how to dress well and do your hair much better...
Maybe it's the same thing that happens when you watch too much of the same thing or play DM for too long and you just visualize it everywhere.