Monday, November 30, 2009

FI-Nuh-Lee

For some particular reason technology and I have a rocky relationship, hence when the new computer arrived it would not connect to the home wireless network.  Talk about wanting to pull some hair out, and not being able to get much else done.  That being said, I have two more papers to write and two more tests, plus finals, and the semester will be over!!!! Wahoo!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Master's in Street Cred?

This morning in my Anatomy & Physiology lab we finished our dissections, we were going over the sensory lab instructions and I learned the standard position of the hand for a pimp slap.


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He then proceded to tell us a story of an aunt bee'esque old lady who was in the class, during one explanation of this particular position, and she said, "You gotta keep your pimp hand strong."

Sunday, November 15, 2009

One Down ? To Go!

So my first semester back at school is winding down, and I've got only three weeks left! I've squeezed through the mid semester slump, and am down to the final push for the semester. Whether or not I will arise "victorious," in the sense that I will finish everything on my plate, is yet to be seen.

Friday, November 13, 2009

This is the Part Where I Need Your Comments

I'm thinking of buying a laptop. Thoughts, opinions, experiences? Please leave them at the beep.




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Or just that little comment button down there.
THANKS!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Happy Birthday MW

I know you don't blog on ANY sort of basis, but I'd still like to give a shout out to the MW. Today's her B-day.

*HOLLER*

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Something A Little Different

In checking some of the blogs that I follow I came across this particular entry (November 7th) to be exact, and felt impressed to share it with those who are still gracing my blog with their presence ;)

Candy With Holes?

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my gosh! They're a$$-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room.

I Did It

I have a confession to make.
I saw This Is It.
Call me whatever, just not to my face ;)

Who Knew?

A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,
'It is all really quite simple. .The Catholic type supports the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs
{B} Barely There
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double Dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction!
{H} Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!




OH, They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen

Monday, November 2, 2009

Contrary to Popular Belief

I am NOT dead. Just very busy with school at this point.
Three tests
Homework
Two papers
Homework
One project
Homework
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

Did I mention that was just the list for this week?

There are quite a few things I'm sure I need to share, but at present I lack the functioning mental capacity to recall what it is.